Please don't be offended by our

Unsightly real

Protruding

Guts

It's called your face looking shocked mate

Ugly

When you look up from your newspaper

And realise your mortgage and hooker wife

Cost you the earth

We're already there

With a get out plan:

Its called fuck the cleaning

Try Codamol

And sharp bursts

Of hard feet in your face

Whilst we pay rates to your mistakes

On a monthly basis

You keep up

Daily instalments to the bank of

Watery semen and shite.

Generally speaking

This is not an opportunity for you to improve things

What we are saying is

Lie back and die

Surrender

Or herald

Self-destruction

The new method of time-keeping

Called unemployment

There being subtle difference between

Living

And something degrading

Called your life